I have 2 iMacs in my house. The emails aren't working.
I have 3 televisions, one which never gets turned on.
I have 2 Apple TV units.
1 PS3 and one wii.
I have 2 mac books, one is 5 years old, it barley works.
I have 3 iPads ( 1 is a version 1, basically a museum piece).
I have, I don't know, how ,any iPods, including old iPhones that are now iPods only.
As a family we have 5 iPhones. 3 of the screens are broken and not fixed.
I have an apple time capsule, 3TB, to back up the iMacs and the mac books. It's the second one I have had. It hasn't worked for a year. No one seems able to fix it.
My 60 inch Samsung TV is 3D. It's never, ever been used for 3D.
My car (a seat Alhambra 7 seat bus the same as my wife's) has a broken car key.
5 of the room spot lights in my house are broken and need an electrician to fix them.
I have just been told that because my house has been extended and has a high pressure water system, to fix the radiators that don't work probably means changing from 30 year olds 10mm pipe to 15mm pipe. That would require my whole house to be re-piped.
My garmin bike computer isn't working properly.
This is not an exhaustive list.
So many first world problems.
Stuffocation is here, it's arrived, it surrounds all of us all the time.
The more things I have the more I have to fix things, I don't have time for that or.......
..I have too many things that are too big and too complex.
Does it matter that my bike session isn't "logged" if I did it?
Why don't we have one mac that works and talk about taking turns?
Why don't I have a smaller house?
Over xmas we played cluedo as a family of 5. On two occasions I "forgot" to show Rosie the right card and she lost.....sorry about that.
Cluedo never broke and we looked and talked and laughed to each other as we played.
When we get it out next time it will work first time and it doesn't need plugged in.
Is it me? I'm beginning to think it is.
Blog Post Number: 1182
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