The team at The Campbell Clinic have invented a thing it's called All in One
The principle of product design is quite simple.
We intend to provide a full-arch restoration for the upper arch, which is as quick and as cheap as humanly possible.
This will allow us to massively race to the bottom of the cost pyramid as quickly as possible, while 'teaching' other people how to provide such a restoration and also selling the materials, the kit, and the intellectual property of such a system as widely as possible to make as much money as quickly as we can in order to get out as fast as possible.
What we will do is we will create an enormous amount of social media madness around this, and fear of missing out (FOMO) that would kill an elephant.
Everyone will run towards this system because we will teach people that they are able to provide what was once one of the most complex procedures in implant dentistry, now in a simple, easy, cheap and quick way, which will be guaranteed to last the patient at least as long as it takes to get out of the practice and into their car.
The patented material for the single implant that we will place in the middle of the palate is a new alloy that was invented somewhere around the Amazon Lord of the Rings series for The Rings of Power.
We will call the alloy that the implant is made out of Gebronium .
We will expect that delegates will be able to place a single implant of 17.5mm diameter into the midline of the palate (please don't worry about any anatomy that might be there or the intrusion on the patient's speech, taste, or function; that will be irrelevant to making as much money as possible out of this system).
Once the 17-millimetre diameter and 25-metre length implant is placed in the palate, we will be able to attach a new printable resin restoration that we have formulated using a plasticine mould.
Prior to making the plasticine mould, we will insert cocktail sticks into the implant which have little flags associated with them, like those that are usually seen on the top of birthday cakes or sandcastles.
Once we achieve some sort of image related to this, which may or may not be completely inaccurate, we will 3D print it.
Yes, let me repeat that: this modern wonder of technological brilliance- we will 3D print a restoration in approximately 17.5 seconds to be fitted into the patient's mouth on the single implant and guaranteed for, well, not at all in any way, shape or form.
To be absolutely clear, the reason that we are selling this protocol and teaching this protocol is because it has absolutely no basis in research, fact or longevity.
There is no hint whatsoever here that this is the Emperor's new clothes, and there is absolutely no requirement in any way for anyone who carries out this procedure to have any basic knowledge of the simple procedures that need to be undertaken in order to achieve the experience necessary to provide something so complex.
We anticipate that this will be an enormous success for at least the next 25 to 30 minutes, and then we will create something new again, which will be able to be sold like it's something off of QVC on television.
Hit reply if you would like to apply for this extraordinary new technology to be introduced into your practice, but do not expect it to be of any benefit whatsoever to your patients in the long term.
Blog Post Number - 4563
Here's a little video of the consultation process here.
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