I was clearing out my office, getting ready to leave the practice for the new place and I found a checklist that Louise (my clinical lead in the practice now) had written for one of the dentists who used to work here who at times caused “one or two management issues”.
You can take this list below and re-apply it to any dentist that works in your practice who perhaps could do with some investigation into how to be a better team player.
I hope that you find it as funny as I thought this morning.
Please complete this form by ticking the relevant boxes and return to me. I will put it somewhere safe.
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We’ve ran out of pencils, please re-order from John Lewis and have them embossed with my name and all the letters after my name |
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The bur drawer is empty, can we have a system like they have in bowling alleys just like when they replace the pins? |
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I like radio 2 but my nurse prefers absolute, who should I email about this? |
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I’m working in surgery 2, but it’s not big enough for all of my luggage |
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I don’t like working in surgery 1, please return me to surgery 2 |
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WTF! I AM NOT WORKING IN SURGERY 3!! |
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Please order me this obscure material that costs a fortune, I need to provide high quality dentistry so I can afford the GI Joe with the king fu grip for my child this Christmas |
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If this was my practice……(I would have no staff and be bankrupt) |
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My nurse has malfunctioned, where’s the repair kit? |
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I went to taste for lunch and I couldn’t get a table, do these people know WHO I am?! |
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I would like to deny the claim that I have webbed feet. Stop judging people from Norfolk. |
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My Audi TT hairdresser’s car has been vandalised as it is dirty from driving through the country roads from my village home. Someone has wrote the word “Mardybum” |
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I’ve only been on holiday 4 times this year, it is just not enough! |
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Social services are investigating me because my children complained to their fee paying private school that Mummy/Daddy, couldn’t afford organic baked beans and sausages! |
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I work so hard I break the elastic on my Tesco extra value under crackers |
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The head nurse gave me an evil look and I have no spare uniform to change into now |
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I opened a drawer in the surgery and the instrument I wanted, that no one has ever heard of did not materialize. Can we order a magic spell book? |
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The internet has stopped working, who do I email? |
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I am currently on the 6th try in of a single anterior implant crown and the shade still is not right, what sandwich filling would you have? |
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I will cc you into lots of emails that have nothing to do with you |
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I’d like to shorten my hours so I can use that time seeing extra patients to fit crowns and do composite fillings |
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I am just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, took the train leaving, going anywhere |
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My nurse made me a “coffee” but I’ve lost the vision in my left eye and I have started to experience uncontrollable flatulence. I don’t think this is decaffeinated coffee. |
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I have 379 tabs open on google but I don’t understand why it takes so long to launch Sidexis to view pa, I think it is the nurse’s fault. |
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My bottle of distilled water has un out from preparing 10 teeth for e.max crowns, can I blame the nurse? |
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OFFICIAL USE
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BUY DENTIST CHOCOLATE |
MAKE DENTIST A COFFEE |
SEND THE HEAD NURSE TO SORT DENTIST OUT! |
Blog Post Number - 2262
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